Real Internauts don't eat quiche ... quiche isn't delivered to your front door (except maybe in San Francisco...).

Real Internauts type in HTML character by character using TECO or edlin ... none of those sissy preformatted page making programs ...

Real Internauts post via NNTP ... They can type full headers by memory ...

Real Internauts e-mail via SMTP ... Who needs those dumb e-mail programs ...

If a Real Internauts were to IRC they would telnet ... but they don't IRC because that is just like one of those "Forums".

Real Internauts use any neat HTML tag sets they find ... whether they are part of the standard or not ...

Real Internauts steal cool HTML tricks ... variety is the spice of life.

Real Internauts can type in a 2 line cryptic command, but they cannot spell the word "their" correctly.

Put 387 character commands into Search Engines and *STILL* get 38,000 hits!

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